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	<title>Smilesaretootempting's Journals</title>
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	    <title>All Time Low Lost Their Penises!?</title>
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	    <issued>2009-01-10T21:24:18Z</issued>
	    <modified>2009-01-10T21:24:18Z</modified>
	    <created>2009-01-10T21:24:18Z</created>
	    <summary type="application/xhtml+xml"><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">In <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">China</st1:country-region></st1:place>, 1,500 All Time Low&#133;]]></summary>
	    <author><name>smilesaretootempting</name></author>
	    <content type="application/xhtml+xml" mode="xml" xml:lang="en-us"><![CDATA[&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;In &lt;?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = &quot;urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags&quot; /&gt;&lt;st1:place w:st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:country-region w:st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;China&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;, 1,500 All Time Low action figures were being created in a factory, but the first set of dolls was very unhappy with the way they looked.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = &quot;urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office&quot; /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&#226;€&#156;&#226;€&#166;&#226;€&#157; Jack Barakat screamed. Of course, in doll language, the Jack doll was actually saying &#226;€&#156;My hair looks great, even in doll form.&#226;€&#157;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&#226;€&#156;&#226;€&#166;&#226;€&#157; This was coming from Alex, who was really saying &#226;€&#156;Where&#226;€&#153;s my large penis!? I can&#226;€&#153;t find my penis! Why would the toy makers make us without penises?&#226;€&#157;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Zack just pulled out a banana from his tidy whities because he couldn&#226;€&#153;t understand how the other dolls were talking to each other. Dolls. Can&#226;€&#153;t. Talk. &#226;€&#166;Right?&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&#226;€&#156;Jack! Help me find my dick!&#226;€&#157; Alex whined.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&#226;€&#156;Why do we have arms and hands, but no legs or feet?&#226;€&#157; Rian asked.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Then, just as they thought it couldn&#226;€&#153;t get any worse, Jack screamed, &#226;€&#156;Fuck! I can&#226;€&#153;t find my nipples&#226;€&#157; as he rubbed his chest which was completely flat. He tried to look down but he couldn&#226;€&#153;t move his head. &#226;€&#156;My nipples! Oh! I see my beauties! Why can&#226;€&#153;t I feel them?!&#226;€&#157; Jack said after using his arms to turn himself around to look at himself in the reflection in a piece of glass nearby.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&#226;€&#156;&#226;€&#166;!&#226;€&#157; Zack tried to scream only it came out as &#226;€&#156;&#226;€&#166;!&#226;€&#157; Nobody heard, but the rest of them just assumed Zack was being Zack.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=MsoNormal style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Regardless of their complaints, they continued down the assembly line to get the copyright imprinted into their butts, a sensation that instantly shut them all up.&lt;/P&gt;]]></content>
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